Here's the video of my performance
Here's an mp3 of my performance
Here's an mp3 of just the background music I used
Thanks to my fellow Greatest American Hero Mikey for these great pictures from the 2005 O. Henry Punoff!
Liam was very patient waiting for Dad to sing.
After a quick sound check with the jam box, I pulled off my over-shirt and it
was Broadway time!
"Obi-Wan, singular sensation, every little step he
takes."
"Start the car I know a wookie spot where Qui-Gon Jinn is
cold but the piano's hot and all that jawas"
(as I tried to get all Fosse)
"Sunrise, Boba Fett, Sunrise, Jango Fett"
A big finish...
A happy family (though Liam was a bit shook up by the crowd noise)...
A perfect score...
And a new trophy ...
Do two half-assed trophies make a whole?
Here's the complete transcript of Star Wars: The Musical:
Obi-Wan,
singular sensation, every little step he takes
In
olden days a little slave boy could bring balance to the force but we all know,
Anakin Goes
Start
the car I know a wookie spot where Qui-Gon Jinn is cold but the piano's hot and
all that jawas
Hello
Amidala well hello Amidala
My
funny Palpatine
Don’t
you love the Force, give in to your fears, send in the clones
The
people all said Sith down, Sith down you’re rocking the boat
Sunrise,
Boba Fett, Sunrise, Jango Fett
Don’t
cry for me R2-D2
C3,
P0, Touch Me, Heal Me
Pardon
me boy, is this the Chattanooga Chewie Chewie
Lando,
a man a scoundrel man
Ray, a beam shot from a gun
Shmi a slave who had a son
Fa, a galaxy fa, fa away
Solo, a smuggler running spice
Leia, a princess who looks nice
Tie, a fighter that shoots twice,
That will bring us back to…
Luke
be a lady tonight, Luke be a lady…
Tonight, tonight, tonight there will be no more Death Star, Tonight!